The podcast about movies, from our point of view. Which may or may not make any sense. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll wonder how the hell two guys can go on so long about basically nothing.
Episode 69, Or, We Live!
Released 23 Jun 2014
In this waaaaaay overdue episode, we prove we didn't fall off the face of the earth, and manage to talk about some movies. Go figure.
Episode 68, Or, This Isn't Treason!
Released 29 Jun 2013
In this episode, your two new best friends have a big year, spoil Oz, and have a very uncomfortable conversation about John Cusack. And one of them forgets how words work! (Hint...
Episode 67, Or, Where's My Steel?
Released 27 May 2013
Holy crap, it's been less than a month! Can you fuckin believe it? In this episode, your two new best friends go over some summer movies, decide 3D sucks, get some new Ahnold, a...
Episode 66, Or, Summer Movie Madness! Ish!
Released 13 May 2013
Come along, True Believers! In this episode, your two new best friends unleash the summer movie preview into your earholes! Excelsior! Whatever the hell that means!
Episode 65, Or, Yes, We Still Do This
Released 5 Apr 2013
In this episode, your two new best friends break out some five dollar words, prove that Timothy Dalton was a man before his time, do a little more Loopin', debate the merits of ...
Episode 64, Or, Oscars! Zzzzzz....
Released 25 Feb 2013
In our fourth annual Oscars podcast, your two new best friends, ummmm, really don't have a ton to say. Sorry about that.
Episode 63, Or, Let's Get Rowdy (Harrington)!
Released 9 Feb 2013
In this episode, your two new best friends talk some old, talk some new, but for some reason Amos won't shut up about Striking Distance.
Episode 62, Or, More Somewhat Random Predictions
Released 27 Jan 2013
In this episode, your two new best friends make our annual Oscar predictions. Write these down, people!
Episode 61, Or, Legend Envy
Released 13 Dec 2012
In this long delayed episode, your two new best friends go on for a while. Ummm, yeah. So anyway, prepare for some Bond-age, some not-so-roctacular monsters, some plot holes, an...
Episode 60, Or, From Stomach Worms To Lincoln
Released 15 Oct 2012
We're back! In this Phil-centric episode, your two new best friends get all trailer-y, get "Loopus" (get it?) and as always, more!
Episode 59, Or, The Tony Scott-Cast
Released 26 Aug 2012
In this episode, it's all about one of your new best friends' favorite director. R.I.P. Mr. Scott.
Episode 58, Or, Sufficiently Awesome
Released 20 Aug 2012
In this supersized episode, your two new best friends go on about the Dark Knight rising for quite a while, trailer it up, make up some new words, and as always, more! (And in t...
Episode 57, Or, From Buttocks To Logic
Released 9 Jul 2012
In this episode, your two new best friends take on some of the most disappointing summer movies we can think of. Hilariousness (obviously) ensues.
Episode 56, Or, Be Prepared For Some Promethiusness
Released 20 Jun 2012
In this episode, your two new best friends get all Ridley Scott on your ass, then get all Lautner, then do what we do best. More!
Episode 55, Or, The Dulcet Tones of Can You FBI
Released 21 May 2012
In this episode, your two new best friends marvel at The Avengers (Rim shot. Thank you.), do a little rom-comming, re-visit some horrible bosses, check in on how bloated Val Kil...
Episode 54, Or, The Adventure Continues
Released 21 Apr 2012
In this episode, your new best friends get all Goon-y, have a mini Aniston retrospective, are hungry for games, and take on a new (well, ok, not so new) classic of 80's cheeseta...
Episode 53, Or, The World's First Pobcast
Released 30 Mar 2012
In this episode, your two new best friends go all indie on your ass, resurrect John Hughes, accidentally make fun of Dan Aykroyd, man-crush on Chris Evans, and one of them makes...
Episode 52, Or, Can You FBI On Mars? Probably Not, But We Will Try.
Released 17 Mar 2012
In this episode, your two new best friends go to Mars, get a shotgun, visit Dr. Moreau on his island, get a smidge Lovecraftian, and celebrate the Rock's return. As well as join...
Episode 51, Or, Oscars Part 3
Released 27 Feb 2012
Welcome to our third annual Oscars podcast, where your two new best friends don't really have a whole hell of a lot to say, but still manage to go just over 45 minutes anyway. (...
Episode 50, Or, Finally...
Released 6 Feb 2012
Our 50th episode! We made it! Your two new best friends Sucker Punch you, detect some stuff like that guy Holmes, and accept an Impossible Mission (x4), as well as explore Phil'...
Episode 49, Or, "Truthing This Believeingness"
Released 8 Dec 2011
In this, our longest episode ever, your two new best friends cover so much that it's not even worth it to worry about summing it up. We crack each other up probably way too much...
Episode 48, Or, Bickering Ensues
Released 29 Oct 2011
In this episode, your two new best friends debate the dumbest superhero weakness ever, go a little old school, try to make sense of Moneyball, and get the Miami Blues. And somet...
Episode 47, Or, Bob Zemeckis Secretly Wrote This
Released 1 Oct 2011
In this episode, your two new best friends go on a little long, but it's worth it. Would we lie to you? I think not.
Episode 46, Or, Rise Of The Planet Of The Lithgows!
Released 9 Sep 2011
In this episode, your two new best friends re-visit some old one-sided reviews, visit Cedar Rapids, the Planet of the Apes and the Red State with our Uncle Buck, get all Swiss F...
Episode 45, Or, "Why?"
Released 5 Aug 2011
In this episode, your two new best friends go a little long, but actually have some new movies to talk about, go to Private School, debunk the Russian devil, debate the merits o...
Episode 44, Or, It's Pyun-Tastic!
Released 25 Jul 2011
In this episode, your two new best friends talk about some super(hero) cheese, the benefits or lack thereof of rom-coms, and finally put to rest the debate of what is the worst ...
Episode 43.1, Or, Don't Blink Or You'll Miss It
Released 18 Jul 2011
In this micro-episode, a disembodied voice gets his due.
Episode 43, Or, Old Fogey Fight!
Released 30 Jun 2011
Hello again. In this episode, your two new best friends ask you to just go with it while we get all Green Lanterney, get Footloose, and unleash the Crater Lake Monster (Which is...
Episode 42, Or, Score By: A Developmentally Delayed 9 Year Old
Released 17 Jun 2011
In this episode, your two new best friends can't hardly wait to get retro to high school (with a bad teacher no less), get super 4 times two, and drive angrily. And oh so much m...
Episode 41, Or, Contentiousness Anyone?
Released 20 May 2011
In this episode (which apparently will be the last one before the end of the world), your two new best friends discuss Asgard, hobos with shotguns, get a little testy, and trail...
Episode 40, Or, Please You Start
Released 3 Apr 2011
In this episode, your two new best friends do a very strange Cher impression, talk about LA's colon, realize we can't think in Russian, introduce you to Gunter and Ingrid, have ...
Episode 39, Or, You Like Us! You Really Like Us!
Released 28 Feb 2011
In this episode, you two new best friends finally return for some Oscar shenanigans.
Episode 38, Or, You Nimrod...
Released 18 Nov 2010
The podcast is revived from the dead. Unlike Eddie Furlong. Predators? Yep. Transformers? Yep. Trailers? Hell to the yep. More? Yep.
Episode 37, Or, No Bomb Under A Table Can Stop Us!
Released 1 Oct 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends take on a Mod Squad, a Brady Bunch, and are reminded that, truly, cash never naps. Or something. And, as always, more!
Episode 36, Or, Apocalypse Week Is Upon Us!
Released 18 Sep 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends deal with the end of the world. Also Ice T as a kangaroo. Save us, Jebus!
Episode 35, Or, Hamm And Bubbly
Released 10 Sep 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends get Machete-d, Piranha-d, Killer-d, Kick Ass-d, and oh, so much more.
Episode 34, Or, We Are Soooo Totally Socially Networking
Released 20 Aug 2010
In this episode, your two new best friend go on forever about an action trifecta, Spike Lee, needing a thesaurus, indie movies, and take a Sex Drive. And more!
Episode 33, Or, The Artful Cineast Hour
Released 13 Aug 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends have an overdose of The Dawson, argue the merits of putting Russian models in display cases, have some Rourke/Johnson fun, and some ot...
Episode 32, Or, Live From Chugwater!
Released 6 Aug 2010
In the 1 year anniversary episode, your two new best friends talk about confusing time machines, ladies of the Old West, and about how Odin is basically just a dick. And somethi...
Episode 31, Or, No Comedy Here, Look Elsewhere...
Released 30 Jul 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends don't really bring the funny as much as bring the Real. Word!
Episode 30, Or, A Truckload Of Awesomesauce
Released 22 Jul 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends go a little long. But go very good.
Episode 29, Or, Too Hot! In The Hot Tub!
Released 14 Jul 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends basically lose their minds and can't keep on track. Enjoy anyway.
Episode 28, Or, I Remember This Podcast Thingy
Released 26 Jun 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends get all biblical on your ass with Legion and End of Days, get all Splicey, debate why Cloverfield was the height of douchebaggery, and...
Episode 27, Or, English Accents Are For The Lazy
Released 18 Jun 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends spend way too much time talking about Burt Reynolds (AKA Stroker Ace), Robin 'O the Hood, political machinations, what is and is not p...
Episode 26, Or, Summer Movie Preview-O-Rama
Released 12 May 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends preview the summer movies (well, some of them anyway), in what can only be described as "a preview". (PS: Due to issues with the podca...
Episode 25, Or, The World Does Not Start And Stop At Your Convenience!
Released 5 May 2010
In the 25th episode, your two new best friends get all 80's (again), discuss the MPAA ramifications of The Monster Squad, get all heavy on Tron, and dredge up the Matt Damon deb...
Episode 24, Or, I Think I Thought I Was Talking About Something...
Released 23 Apr 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends discuss sex with Dan Aykroyd, trailers, the stylistic achievements of Guy Ritchie, and good Lord, so much more. It's almost too much t...
Episode 23, Or, What's With All The Ridley Scott In Here?
Released 10 Apr 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends talk trailers, old stuff, a buttload of Ridley, and why there isn't more innocent nudity out there. Pow, right in the kisser!
Episode 22, Or, A Return To Form
Released 21 Mar 2010
In this episode, your two new best friends talk about Pixar, Aussies, and oh so much more. Feel the burn, ladies!
Episode 21, Or, Jeez, Lighten Up, Guys...
Released 13 Mar 2010
In this, our most serious episode yet, your two new best friends discuss the Oscars hangover, 21 (how appropriate, eh?), Pineapple Express, some documentaries, and that big 'ol ...
Episode 20, Or, My Award Has A First Name!
Released 11 Mar 2010
The Academy Awards episode/experiment with a live (sort of) podcast. Featuring many pauses, some very weird cuts, a lot of shit talking, some guests, and Phil being dragged into...
Episode 19, Or, Dabney Coleman In Drag? Yes Please!
Released 20 Feb 2010
Your two new best friends deal with animals, Bobby DeNiro, alien discrimination, and a weird underage attraction. Oi.
Episode 18, Or, The Half-Assed One
Released 11 Feb 2010
Your new best friends have a laugh attack about Aronofsky, Vertical Limit, crushes, and retards going over a cliff. Listen at your own risk.
Episode 17.5, or, Oscar Who? (or, Baaaziiiing!)
Released 4 Feb 2010
The Oscar-nom-cast. Confidence is high. I repeat, confidence is high.
Episode 17, or, It's Aliiiive!
Released 1 Feb 2010
We finally come back! And it can only be described as "triumphant". Or "something".
Episode 16, Or, Now With More Franciscusness!
Released 21 Nov 2009
In this episode, your two new best friends get all Gremliny, all Mega Sharky, all Pushy, and finally unleash upon the world the glorious term that is 'Franciscusness'. You're we...
Episode 15, Or, A Masterpiece of Crapulence
Released 14 Nov 2009
In the Friday the 13th episode, your two new best friends tackle the cinematic juggernauts that are G.I. Joe and BMX Bandits, weigh in on watching chick flicks with drunk chicks...
Episode 14, Or, What Were We Talking About Again?
Released 6 Nov 2009
The triumphant return of the podcast! Featuring multiple brain farts, Dirty Work, Hot Dog, a mysterious disembodied voice, and so much more you better get your Depends ready!
Episode 13, Or, I Don't Remember It Being Memorable
Released 16 Oct 2009
Lucky number 13! Your two new best friends talk about Sean Connery being a tightwad, a mutant bear, and Emilio Estevez. Plus, sleeping bag fun!
Episode 12, Or, I Watched It Tomorrow
Released 11 Oct 2009
Matrix! Transsexuals! Vampire babies! Angels vs. machine guns! Oh, also, the Cough-Cast! And so much more you will need to center your chi afterward! Or something!
Episode 11, Or, Mom? Are You Out There?
Released 2 Oct 2009
In this episode, your two new best friends discuss Charlton Heston, Christian Slater's running commentary for the blind, and why Kevin James owes us an hour and a half of our li...
Episode 10, Or, Ecks (Phil) Vs. Sever (Amos)
Released 26 Sep 2009
In this episode, your two new best friends go on about video game movies, Sharon Stone's old naked ass, Barry Pepper, and so so much more (duh).
Episode 9, Or, A Very "Elegant" Episode
Released 18 Sep 2009
In this half themed, half random episode, your two new best friends talk a little nudity, cringe inducing Verhoeven stuff, Sister Gloria, and so much more. Also: Feedback! Finally!
Episode 8, Or, Girl Blows Up!
Released 9 Sep 2009
In this episode, your two new best friends blather on about comic book movies, terrorists, Sam Shepard's lost line, and Halle Berry's boobs. And obviously so much more. I mean, ...
Episode 7, Or, Segalapalooza
Released 4 Sep 2009
Your new best friends go off. Segal. Pine. Tyler Perry. True Romance. Oh, the humanity!
Episode 6, Or, Jesus, Another One?
Released 27 Aug 2009
In this episode, your two new best friends expound on Bill Murray, Jeff Fahey, The Prestige, that cinematic masterpiece that is The Shadow, and obviously so much more!
Episode 5, Or, Would Anyone Care For Fruit Or Dessert?
Released 25 Aug 2009
Phil and Amos's greatest hits! The most disjointed ep yet! You love it, admit it!
Episode 4, Or, The Fastest and Furiousest Ep Yet
Released 13 Aug 2009
Your two new best friends do the longest episode yet. Cigarette Burns! Transformers! Wanted! Megan Fox looks like a porn star! Fast! Furious! And more!
Episode 3, Or, What? VD? Oh, JCVD.
Released 6 Aug 2009
In the third episode, your new best friends talk (probably way too much) about JCVD, Knowing, Black Hawk Down, and Dabney Coleman. And more! Enjoy.
Episode 2, Or, the CarpenterCast
Released 2 Aug 2009
In the second episode, your two new best friends go on and on and on about the master filmmaker known as John Carpenter. We discuss bad commentary tracks, Village of the Damned,...
Episode 1, Or, The Podcast That Almost Never Was
Released 28 Jul 2009
Movies! Women! Booze! Sorta!
The very first episode of what is soon to be a worldwide phenomenon. Or at least a podcast that some of our friends might listen to if they remem...