Useful as a Chocolate Teapot


In this series, Ashley Shackell and Simon Connell will be telling you some of their infamous quirky stories. Prepare for some immature, yet informative stories that'll make you piss your pants.

Episodes

  1. Stay in the Car Released 15 Jun 2011 In this final episode, Simon and Ashley discuss embarrassing parents and what they now plan to do.
  2. Ralph the Pony Released 21 May 2011 In this episode, Simon and Ashley discuss what farm yards animals Simon has, and why taking a pony on a train should be socially acceptable.
  3. Beaten By Stairs Released 18 Apr 2011 In this episode, Simon and Ashley will be talking about the Chinese Government wanting to censor certain programs and what changes can be made to Doctor Who's spin off series, '...
  4. That Makes Sense? Released 1 Apr 2011 In this episode, Simon and Ashley discuss the relevance of a beauty pageant contest in a prison and why they think its outrageous.
  5. Mashed Potato Face Released 25 Mar 2011 In this episode, Simon and Ashley discuss the effects of aging on a woman's face and get sidetracked by long running TV Programmes.
  6. BEER YOU SAY? Released 16 Mar 2011 The first of the series! We'll be talking about a man who will live off beer for lent and the draw backs this will have on his social life.